Such a non day

HI all those people out there who arent reading this.


Today is a non day..its happening but Im not taking part. Well actually most of it had gone before I even got up the rest disappeared whilst I wasnt looking. You know you look bad when your partner looks at you and says go back to bed just before he says what we got for tea, have you washed my...  etc etc

OK so what have I been thinking about..believe or not Aliens. Its his lordships fault really as he will watch these scientific programmes most of  whom use words I cant pronounce or spell and as my colleagues are aware  ( cos I drive them mad) my spellings pretty good. If I cant spell a word it probably doesnt exist well thats my theory..and no Im no good at scrabble.

Any these aliens  I decided that cats must be aliens and that the government is preparing us by putting all these adverts on about cats with thumbs which immediately brought up a picture of a sloth on a skateboard.

thats another thing about me..you can say something and I can break down in hysterics ( at this point my daughter is putting her heads in her hands pretending not to be related)   because I suddenly have a picture pop up in my head which is probably totally irrelevant or for that matter irreverent. The other thing you need to know is that if I do find something funny I can laugh till I cry and if I remember it during the day I will start again. At which point my son will give me an exasperated look and walk out.

now where was I? oh yes aliens .. actually talking of which... yet another sidetrack...a teacher at work always looks at me as if I come from another planet, a couple of others probably wish I was on one  and those are the ones who dont think Im weird.

See I can digress quite a lot..only as a woman I call it multi-thinking. Multi-tasking however is a little harder.

OK the question was " Is there intelligent life on other planets?" and too be quite honest I cant see why as there is very little on ours.

Thats me done

Have a good night

Goodnight